10 ways to be lame
you won't believe number 10
10 pitfalls to avoid if you’re tryna be a good vibe for yourself and those around you. This ain’t all that deep but I know when I see these in a mf I run! Don’t do these and you’ll be a step ahead of the game. The game of being a killer vibe that is.
1. BAD ATTITUDES
The simplest way to be a lame, is be a miserable mf. The mf who shoots down every idea but never has their own. Meeting everything w resistance, never willing to compromise. Constantly complaining about the same sh*t over and over again. Always on their phone like they wanna be anywhere else. Then have the audacity to wonder why people don’t fw them. Bruh…
2. NAME DROPPING
Ah yes, the elusive name dropper. A signal of insecurity. A shallow method to gain social currency, a pitiful attempt to boost their image. Truly a cry for help. It’s one thing to be excited about someone you worked with or a fun connection you have. But when you lean heavy on the name drop it speaks volumes. Why must your excitement for life be obtained externally. No name drop will make you the goat. Build yourself up and ig maybe name drop a lil on the way.
3. EATING LIKE TRASH
This one may be a lil harsh but I stand by it. If you eat like shit, you feel like shit. Bad eating habits are everywhere, some are hard to turn a blind eye towards. I used to work with a lady who would have 2 big gulps every morning before 10AM. I simply could not look past it. Everyday like clockwork. Even if she was the sweetest angel ever I could not fw her. Like just drink water. It shows a lack of intention within urself. Like damn if you don’t care about yourself why should I?
4. HAVE NO OPINIONS
God I haaaaate an mf with no opinions. It comes off as detached and apathetic - they live on autopilot. I get if you wanna be neutral, but explain why. So many people don’t feel like getting into it, making it impossible to really talk with them. I know you got something in ur head, share a thought, share a belief. Don’t be this mf it is truly abysmal to be around.
5. PASSSIONLESS
It’s hard to be interested in someone who ain’t passionate about anything. They got nothing to talk about, nothing they wanna do, and if you hang around them, guess what? They still talking bout nothing and doing nothing. Honestly, it don’t take much. Find what you like, share what you like. Just be excited about something… Anything.
6. SLOBS
Imagine this. You have a dirty “you” and a clean “you”. You’d probably wanna hang out with the clean “you”. Ain’t no one wanna be around the slob. It’s embarrassing and tacky asf. I had a friend who didn’t clean up after themselves at the theater. They said “It’s their job” I didn’t forget that and I definitely fw them less. Like frick my standards aren’t even that high. You make a mess, you clean your mess. Simple.
7. BEING DESPERATE
It’s cool to yearn and it’s cool to want. But never b desperate. Nothing is tackier than talking to someone who don’t want you. This kinda plays into making sure you value urself. Cause ain’t no self-respecting person gonna chase a mf. Nor should you ever have to. A lil chase is fun but a full on sprint lame as hell.
8. BEING 2 COOL
Oh god. They are excruciating. Too obsessed with themselves to ever connect w others. They are too far gone, everything is a competition. They think they hot, but people soon realize they ain’t. Held hostage by their own ego. They are marionettes of their own delusions, strings pulled by their insecurities. Steer clear of these degenerates. Maybe send them this post to help them out.
9. DRESS LIKE SHIT
Look, you can still be a vibe and dress ugly, but why would you? Take a second to think about what you like and how you wanna show up. You’re presenting yourself to the world every day—whether you want to or not. So, if you're gonna engage in the social world, why not pad your stats a lil by looking hot? Ain’t no one gonna knock you for trying to get ur swagger up.
10. LOW SELF ESTEEM
Let’s get real. If you don’t like yourself why would someone else like you. You simply must believe and love who you are. And if you don’t find out why. No one is perfect but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try our best every day. Love yourself and love yourself well. We don’t have time to be hurting over ourselves.
You are reading Consumer Report Substack post. So clearly you ain’t a lame - hopefully.
xoxox much love - Taylor.
Over n out 🫡🪖🍬
Consumer Report saved my life
Yup, this goes hard