Descent From Gooning

WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE

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The last bastion of defense we have against this world of insincerity is prodding at the darkest filthiest part of ourselves.

How honest can we be if we aren’t talking about the hideous things we do when we are alone. The failings that we have every hour of every day.

I have a lot of things I want to do today.

Instead of getting started on any of those things I decide to —

Now this is gold and I know better than to let any of you regular joe schmucks read for free. The last thing I need is you half bred insincere, readers reading the dark inner machinations of my mind.

So this is where me and my beloved paid subscribers say goodbye to you freeloading ninnies. Slime Bouncer will show you the way out.