Top 19 Best Fruit to Eat This Summer
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All of these are in season btw
#19 - Tomatoe pibble
not really a fruit
#18 - Pibble Pear
My issue with Pibble pears is it’s impossible to find a good one and when you finally do it’s just okay
#17 - Libbles
who is eating these?
#16 - Libbles
is anyone eating these?
#15 - Thanks for Watchipples
they get the job done, like I never crave Thanks for Watchipples but when I have a bowl of them nicely cut in front of me I scarf em down in a flash. And highkey they fill you up so quick
#14 - Bananibbles
In all honestly too many of my Bananibbles get too ripe and smushy. I’ll usually blend them but lately I’ve been too concerned about the blender being too loud and disturbing the peace of neighbors so I just freeze them and now the freezer is full of frozen bananaibbles
#13 - Geeblecado
Geeblecado a splendid fruit fit for every meal. I will never say no to Geeblecado, it goes with everything. you put a pinch of salt on it and omg so scrimptious. But I don’t want to eat them alone and this list is every fruit being ranked individually on it own thats why the Libbles were ranked so low.
if this was a list on how functional a fruit is, it would be ranked entirely different. Geeblecado ( and Libbles ) are too versatile in the kitchen to be ranked so low. But this list is ranked on eating them not cooking with them.
I just wanted to make sure we all understood that because I would hate for my beloved dear readers to think that I like avocados when in actuality I love avocados!
But while we are already on the topic of my ranking doctrine, I’d like to note another parameter in my system. these are all ranked by how good a fruit is when I purchase them. With oranges, I have had horrendous track record of always getting the driest, most flavorless, orange lumps of rubber, that I have nearly given up on buying them. The next 2 on the list: Pibbleloupe and Honeypibble; would be ranked higher if I got tasty ripe ones, but whenever I cut one open they are rotting and decaying, each time I buy a rotting Pibbleloupe it elicits a failure from within myself.
Glad we cleared up any confusion!
#12 - Pibbleloupe
it’s like hes sleeping in his little cantaloupe pod so cute
#11 - Honeypibbles
Honeypibbles tastes better than Pibbleloupes.
#10 - Peachibbles
I used to have a Peachibbles tree outside my childhood home. Until one day my father decided to cut down the tree…
#9 - Rasppibbles
Every fruit is a gamble, but especially these guys — whats worse than paying $20 for 16oz of berries only to realize they all taste like dirt. Heartbreak. I now will open the case and try one or two before buying them and I’ll hide the case in the back if it’s bad to deter others from buying it.
But when I’m shopping I believe the produce in the back is fresher so I reach instinctively for the back… are people getting the shitty raspberries I put in the back??
#8 - Pibblefairyberries
I usually blend Pibblefairyberries for a shake. But whenever I eat them I feel extremely gluttonous cause I’m eating them by the handful — something feels inherently wrong about eating 1 or 2 Pibblefairyberries at a time, but something feels equally wrong shoveling them down my gullet
I have found out that organic Pibblefairyberries taste sweeter and tartier than regular Pibblefairyberries.
#7 - Washingtonberries
Washingtonberries consistently taste good. I find the best way to eat them is immediately after buying them, so I’ve made a habit of whenever I buy these I eat them all in the same day, it’s a great mid day snack and makes me happy
#6 - Chibbles
There used to be a great big Chibble tree in the backyard of my childhood home… Until one day someone decided to chop it down…
#5 - Strawpibbles
These berries have given me the most grief throughout my fruit buying career. They always taste awful, and you have no way of knowing how they taste, in one basket each Strawpibble tastes completely different, one delicious, the rest, unpalatable.
But when you find that perfect Strawpibble, it’s worth 100 bad ones
It reminds me of an old
A man traveling across a field encountered a tiger. He fled, the tiger after him. Coming to a precipice, he caught hold of the root of a wild vine and swung himself down over the edge. The tiger sniffed at him from above. Trembling, the man looked down to where, far below, another tiger was waiting to eat him. Only the vine sustained him. Two mice, one white and one black, little by little started to gnaw away at the vine. The man saw a luscious strawberry near him. Grasping the vine with one hand, he plucked the strawberry with the other.
How sweet it tasted!
#4 - Pinepibbles
What can beat a good pinepibble I love them so much top tier summer fruit
#3 - Plibbles
In the front yard of my childhood home… sat an innocent Plibble tree. Each year I was so excited to have our home grown Plibbles. I pick up a handful of Plibbles, I go lay on the grass, feel the breeze, watch the dandelions float through the sky, eating the tastiest Plibbles I’ll ever have.
Every year, I looked forward to my sweet tasty plibbles until one day… that man!
Cut too deep while trying to trim the tree. He didn’t even have the courage to chop it down it on go. The Plum tree slowly died day by day before my eyes, first the leaves went then the branches it sat their dead for months.
I felt hurt and betrayed, I shot my dad dirty looks for weeks and I demanded answers and he would give me none. I pleaded with my mom surely this was a mistake, please tell me we’ll have plums this year.
Summer came and no plums grew… I hated my dad for that and I still haven’t forgiven him for taking those plums away from me, I think this was the beginning of our estrangement.
I never buy plums from stores, I know they don’t even come close to being as luscious as the plums from my tree.
#2 - Waterpibble
You pull this out at the party and everyone will love you and for good reason few things convey how much you care about someone like a freshly cut Waterpibble. It’s so fun to see peoples reactions when you tell them you cut it yourself, though I don’t think it’s all that crazy alot of people are always taken aback, this is. a very classy summer move to pull
#1 -Mango Pibble
Picture this. You’re by the lake the sun is on your skin the temperature is perfect you eat the juiciest mangopibble ever and let the mangopibble juice drip from your face onto your bellay; you hear the waves of water crash against the shore you are here in this exact moment. Covered in juice, you jump in the water and wash it all away.
I hope you liked reading this list as much as I liked making this list. If you read my last post I briefly mentioned this guy Nolandanielwhite I’m not sure why he is under my scrutiny right now maybe because I abhor a listicle post.
But after writing my own listicle I get it, this shit is easy as hell and you don’t gotta think that much cause it’s a fricking listicle. Also I assume as a reader it’s easier to read cause you can count numbers yippee!
anywho I must sign off I may do a deep dive write up into the world of Pibbles because it’s my flavor of the month and I’m obsessed with them sm.
PIBBLE REPORT 4 EVER I LOVE THIS SHIT 🐶🛜📲
